German at McDonalds
A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer. The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: "They don't serve BEER here, you moron!", to which the German replied in astonishment, "You mean you're here for the food?"
Typical German. And this joke makes a good point. McDonald's? Food??? I can't even remember the last time we set foot inside a McDonald's. And have you seen their prices lately?
Here's another good point: